Futurama (TV Series)

Lethal Inspection (2010)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Darth Ithead, Man Flung Out of Cube, Killbot #2

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Quotes 

• Bender : Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality?

  Turanga Leela : Violent outbursts.

  Amy Wong : General sluttiness.

  Philip J. Fry : Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

• Bender : His ass-ias is gracias.

• Bender : Well, we're in Tijuana. I wanna live a little.

  [the house is shot at] 

  Bender : I'm gonna die! That's the exact opposite of what I want!

• Bender : [the Killbots have pursued Bender and Hermes on a train]  Aw, shoot!

  Killbot #1 : Someone said 'shoot'!

  [he and the other Killbot shoot the middle one, blowing him up] 

• Killbot #2 : [Hermes and Bender have escaped]  We're gonna get fired.

  Killbot #3 : Someone said 'fire'!

  [he shoots at Killbot 2 and gets killed by the tunnel] 

• Bender : So what could have caused that leak? A heat fracture, on account of I'm so hot?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I'm afraid not. Oh, Bender, you have a fatal defect.

  Bender : Ah, fatal, schmatal! I'll just download a wireless backup copy of me into an equally fabulous body.

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : That's just it. You can't! You were built without a backup unit.

  Bender : There's no backup copy of me?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : That's what I just said, you mortal coil.

  Bender : So if I die...

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : You die. Or as you put it...

  [Blows raspberry] 

• Bender : Oh, no, they've killed me! Put me in my Sunday best and stick me in a box. Now they're lowering me into the cold, cold ground. Oh, here come the worms! Ha ha ha ha!

  Philip J. Fry : You wouldn't be laughing so hard if you were really dead.

  Bender : Nu-uh, because in case you didn't know, I'm a robot.

  Philip J. Fry : So? You could die if something heavy fell on you, like a church.

  Bender : My backup unit makes a backup copy of me every day, so if something happens to my body, I just download that copy into another body. I'm immortal, baby!

  Amy Wong : What? Then how come you scream every time there's danger?

  Bender : I didn't say I wasn't a drama queen.

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I have pain in joints I had removed years ago. Bender, could you get me my soft chair with the wheels?

  Bender : You mean your wheelchair?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : No, not my wheelchair. The one with the wheels.

• Turanga Leela : You can't just go to the Central Bureaucracy. Bureaucrats are officious little pencil pushers who blend into the walls.

  Hermes Conrad : [Wearing a shirt that matches the wall]  I beg to differ.

  Bender : Stinking bureaucrats. I hate 'em!

  Turanga Leela : Of course, you could get a seasoned bureaucrat to guide you.

  Bender : Hermes, old buddy!

  Hermes Conrad : Old buddy? 8.4 seconds ago you hated me.

  Bender : Time heals all wounds.

  Hermes Conrad : All right, I'll help you, but only to show you that we're not pencil pushers.

  Amy Wong : Are you taking your pocket filing cabinet?

  Hermes Conrad : None of your beeswax.

• Bender : [as Hermes escapes the burning house]  He did it!

  [House explodes behind Hermes] 

  Bender : And he's not looking back at that cool explosion! He's a hero!

• Bender : Looks like things are looking up.

  Hermes Conrad : [Seeing incoming missles]  Look up!

• Bender : Hey, we're just a stone's throw from Tijuana.

  [Bender throws a stone over the fence] 

  Mexican #1 : Dios mio! Someone just threw a rock here in the outskirts of Tijuana.

  Bender : Is it within city limits?

  Mexican #1 : I think yes.

  Bender : Told you.

• Bender : He's Mexican, I'm Mexican. Let me handle this.

  Border Guard : Sus papeles, por favor.

  Bender : [pause]  Si.

  [Guard hits him in head with guitar] 

  Bender : Ouch-o!

• Hermes Conrad : Forget it, Bender. He's obviously long gone.

  Bender : [Pointing to iguana]  Oh, yeah? Maybe that's him in a costume.

  [Picks up iguana] 

  Bender : Come out of there, or I'll squeeze you out like Tijuana toothpaste.