Futurama (TV Series)

Lethal Inspection (2010)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Darth Stroyer, Killbot #1, Killbot #5

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Quotes 

• Killbot #4 : Cease fire. Mom called off the attack, although I don't see how it's her.

  Killbot #5 : Someone said 'howitzer'!

  [he and the other Killbot shoot at each other, blowing all three up] 

• Bender : [the Killbots have pursued Bender and Hermes on a train]  Aw, shoot!

  Killbot #1 : Someone said 'shoot'!

  [he and the other Killbot shoot the middle one, blowing him up] 

• Turanga Leela : You can't just go to the Central Bureaucracy. Bureaucrats are officious little pencil pushers who blend into the walls.

  Hermes Conrad : [Wearing a shirt that matches the wall]  I beg to differ.

  Bender : Stinking bureaucrats. I hate 'em!

  Turanga Leela : Of course, you could get a seasoned bureaucrat to guide you.

  Bender : Hermes, old buddy!

  Hermes Conrad : Old buddy? 8.4 seconds ago you hated me.

  Bender : Time heals all wounds.

  Hermes Conrad : All right, I'll help you, but only to show you that we're not pencil pushers.

  Amy Wong : Are you taking your pocket filing cabinet?

  Hermes Conrad : None of your beeswax.

• Bender : Looks like things are looking up.

  Hermes Conrad : [Seeing incoming missles]  Look up!

• Hermes Conrad : Don't shoot 'till you see the green of their eyes. It saves on bullets.

• Hermes Conrad : Forget it, Bender. He's obviously long gone.

  Bender : [Pointing to iguana]  Oh, yeah? Maybe that's him in a costume.

  [Picks up iguana] 

  Bender : Come out of there, or I'll squeeze you out like Tijuana toothpaste.