Futurama (TV Series)

Lethal Inspection (2010)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Center Square Bureaucrat, Killbot #3, Killbot #4, Old Man in Line

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Quotes 

• Bender : Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality?

  Turanga Leela : Violent outbursts.

  Amy Wong : General sluttiness.

  Philip J. Fry : Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

• Philip J. Fry : This is every bit as fun as the real Civil War.

  Turanga Leela : Not the Civil War, Private. We're re-enacting the Sith Wars.

  Philip J. Fry : Sith? What the Hoth?

• Killbot #4 : Cease fire. Mom called off the attack, although I don't see how it's her.

  Killbot #5 : Someone said 'howitzer'!

  [he and the other Killbot shoot at each other, blowing all three up] 

• Killbot #2 : [Hermes and Bender have escaped]  We're gonna get fired.

  Killbot #3 : Someone said 'fire'!

  [he shoots at Killbot 2 and gets killed by the tunnel] 

• Bender : So what could have caused that leak? A heat fracture, on account of I'm so hot?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I'm afraid not. Oh, Bender, you have a fatal defect.

  Bender : Ah, fatal, schmatal! I'll just download a wireless backup copy of me into an equally fabulous body.

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : That's just it. You can't! You were built without a backup unit.

  Bender : There's no backup copy of me?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : That's what I just said, you mortal coil.

  Bender : So if I die...

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : You die. Or as you put it...

  [Blows raspberry] 

• Bender : Oh, no, they've killed me! Put me in my Sunday best and stick me in a box. Now they're lowering me into the cold, cold ground. Oh, here come the worms! Ha ha ha ha!

  Philip J. Fry : You wouldn't be laughing so hard if you were really dead.

  Bender : Nu-uh, because in case you didn't know, I'm a robot.

  Philip J. Fry : So? You could die if something heavy fell on you, like a church.

  Bender : My backup unit makes a backup copy of me every day, so if something happens to my body, I just download that copy into another body. I'm immortal, baby!

  Amy Wong : What? Then how come you scream every time there's danger?

  Bender : I didn't say I wasn't a drama queen.

• Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I have pain in joints I had removed years ago. Bender, could you get me my soft chair with the wheels?

  Bender : You mean your wheelchair?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : No, not my wheelchair. The one with the wheels.

• Old Man in Line : One death certificate, please.

  [Dies] 

  Female Bureaucrat : Sorry, that's in Building C.