How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Home Wreckers (2010)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : This is going to be the home I share with my future wife.
Barney Stinson : Is she in the room with us now, Ted?
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Ted Mosby : The auction was yesterday, my bid was accepted and I signed the papers this morning!
Barney Stinson : Was the Blair Witch easy to deal with or did she haggle over closing costs?
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Barney Stinson : She's a cougar, Ted!
Robin Scherbatsky : I thought you said you can't be a cougar if you're over 50.
Barney Stinson : She's a Mellencamp.
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Barney Stinson : [to Ted] Your mom and I got to second base.