How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Robots vs. Wrestlers (2010)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Marshall Eriksen : So, funny thing about Willem Dafoe. His name sounds like it's being spoken by a frog, then a parrot.
[Demonstrates this]
Marshall Eriksen : Willem. DA-FOE! Willem. DA-FOE!
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Jefferson Van Smoot : Young man, that gong is a 500-year-old relic that hasn't been struck since W. S. Gilbert hit it at the London premiere of The Mikado in 1885!
Marshall Eriksen : His wife's a 500-year-old relic that hasn't been struck since W. S. Gilbert hit it at the London premiere of The Mikado in 1885!
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Barney Stinson : I've got five tickets to Robots vs. Wrestlers!
Ted Mosby : That is awesome!
Barney Stinson : You've heard of Robots vs. Wrestlers?
Marshall Eriksen : Not at all!
Ted Mosby : But we're assuming it's some sort of sporting event putting robots... against wrestlers!
Barney Stinson : That's exactly what it is! According to the website!
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Marshall Eriksen : Aww... Lilllly... babieeeeees!
Barney Stinson : I hope Ted is miserable right now
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Barney Stinson : Rule #83. If anything coming out of that child's mouth lands on me, I get to touch Lily's boobs.
Marshall Eriksen : Dude, what is it with you and my wife's boobs tonight?