South Park (TV Series)
You Have 0 Friends (2010)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Brian, Profile #2, Man #3, Rival Profile, Butters, Gerry Johnson
Quotes
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Eric Cartman : Ah, here's a guy. Hey dude, how's it going?
Man on Webcam : Hey.
Eric Cartman : This is my friend Kyle, he's looking for some new friends.
Man on Webcam : Oh yeah?
[unzips pants]
Eric Cartman : Oh, he's taken out his penis. OK, next guy...
Kyle Broflovski : Dude, screw this, I don't wanna see anymore.
Eric Cartman : Kyle, this is the way the world works - if you wanna find some quality friends, you gotta wait through all the dicks first.