- Eric Cartman: Ah, here's a guy. Hey dude, how's it going?
- Man on Webcam: Hey.
- Eric Cartman: This is my friend Kyle, he's looking for some new friends.
- Man on Webcam: Oh yeah?
- [unzips pants]
- Eric Cartman: Oh, he's taken out his penis. OK, next guy...
- Kyle Broflovski: Dude, screw this, I don't wanna see anymore.
- Eric Cartman: Kyle, this is the way the world works - if you wanna find some quality friends, you gotta wait through all the dicks first.