30 Rock (TV Series)
¡Qué Sorpresa! (2011)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
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Quotes
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Jack : Everyone, I need your attention. Gather up. I said "everyone," Sketch-Tron 6000. Mr. Hank Hooper, the owner of our new parent company Kabletown, is touring 30 Rock for the first time today. I WILL make a good first impression, so I need all of you to be your most normal. Tracy, do not mention where you think dinosaurs come from.
Tracy Jordan : Do not mention the underwater city of Sironicon. Got it.
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Jack : Frank, how is your armpit thing?
Frank Rossitano : Not good. It's nearly touching my thigh thing.
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Jack : [Jack wants Liz to take Avery shopping for baby items] And all of her work friends are out, because she's still trying to keep her pregnancy a secret.
Liz Lemon : Really? She's eight months. How is she possibly hiding it?
Jack : Michael Kors is a friend; we own a gay racehorse together. And I convinced him to make wizard cloaks fashionable for ladies this winter.