30 Rock (TV Series)
Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter (2010)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : What are you wearing tonight?
Avery Jessup : The museum gala? Think slutty Grace Kelly.
Jack Donaghy : I'm picturing it right now.
[Liz walks in wearing sweats]
Jack Donaghy : And the exact opposite just walked in.
Avery Jessup : Tell Liz I said hi.
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Jack Donaghy : Dating is like your haircut. Sometimes awkward triangles occur.
Liz Lemon : It feels like you've been saving that one.
Jack Donaghy : Obviously.
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Jack Donaghy : [to Liz] This has nothing to do with our slight difference in gender.
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Nancy Donovan : There's a Lee Marvin marathon on Turner Classic tonight.
Jack Donaghy : I thought you said it wasn't going to get sexual.
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Avery Jessup : I love this restaurant. This is one of the few places in New York with a veal tank.
Jack Donaghy : It tastes better when you pick your own.
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Jack Donaghy : You look like a prison weed dealer.
Liz Lemon : I'm coming back from a singles dodgeball match, okay?
Jack Donaghy : Good God.
Liz Lemon : The YMCA near my apartment offers a variety of singles activities, and I am forcing myself to go to all of them.
Jack Donaghy : Well, I'm glad you're trying. But I wish you didn't have to... Lemon, are you wearing a cup?
Liz Lemon : [dryly] Oh, I forgot: Only guys can get hurt there.