Gossip Girl (TV Series)

The Townie (2010)

Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey

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• Blair Waldorf : We can't do nothing for three days. Who knows how far Juliet could get in that time?

  Dan Humphrey : Yeah. I think we just gotta tell my dad and Lily. What Juliet did with these pills is against the law.

  Blair Waldorf : Police and parents. Of course that's your plan, Humphrey. Or we could sneak in to see Serena.

  Blair Waldorf : That receptionist got a pretty good look at me, but maybe with a wig...

  Dan Humphrey : That's your plan? Disguises and accents?

  Blair Waldorf : I never said anything about accents. Can you do any?

• Blair Waldorf : [to the receptionist at the Ostroff Center]  What do you mean, no visitors? I don't think you realize who we are.

  Dan Humphrey : Who she think she is, is more like it. Look, I'm... I'm family. I'm Serena's brother. Stepbrother, technically,

  [receptionist looks uncomfortable] 

  Dan Humphrey : which I do mostly try to put out of my mind as we dated...

  Blair Waldorf : Humphrey, they treat people in here for less serious complexes than that. Do you wanna get committed?

• Blair Waldorf : [outside mansion, expensive cars parked outside]  If this is Juliet's house, then she is even freakier than we thought. Who pretends to be poor?

  Dan Humphrey : Wait, wait... I'm not sure what's supposed to happen right now. If she is really in there, what's our plan? I mean, what are we gonna do, we're just gonna march up to her and... pull her hair?

  Blair Waldorf : For starters!