- Blair Waldorf: We can't do nothing for three days. Who knows how far Juliet could get in that time?
- Dan Humphrey: Yeah. I think we just gotta tell my dad and Lily. What Juliet did with these pills is against the law.
- Blair Waldorf: Police and parents. Of course that's your plan, Humphrey. Or we could sneak in to see Serena.
- Blair Waldorf: That receptionist got a pretty good look at me, but maybe with a wig...
- Dan Humphrey: That's your plan? Disguises and accents?
- Blair Waldorf: I never said anything about accents. Can you do any?
- Gossip Girl: They say you reap what you sow. Better get out your gardening gloves, Lily. Looks like you're going to have a bumper crop this year.
- Blair Waldorf: [to the receptionist at the Ostroff Center] What do you mean, no visitors? I don't think you realize who we are.
- Dan Humphrey: Who she think she is, is more like it. Look, I'm... I'm family. I'm Serena's brother. Stepbrother, technically,
- [receptionist looks uncomfortable]
- Dan Humphrey: which I do mostly try to put out of my mind as we dated...
- Blair Waldorf: Humphrey, they treat people in here for less serious complexes than that. Do you wanna get committed?
- Blair Waldorf: [outside mansion, expensive cars parked outside] If this is Juliet's house, then she is even freakier than we thought. Who pretends to be poor?
- Dan Humphrey: Wait, wait... I'm not sure what's supposed to happen right now. If she is really in there, what's our plan? I mean, what are we gonna do, we're just gonna march up to her and... pull her hair?
- Blair Waldorf: For starters!
- Blair Waldorf: [to Juliet] Don't take another step towards her. How do you feel about prison food and daily strip-searches?