Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Damien Darko (2011)
Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf
Quotes
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Dan Humphrey : [they're squabbling over the stapler] I know you! Your stupid tricks won't work!
Blair Waldorf : Oh, look!
[Dan actually falls for it]
Blair Waldorf : Georgina's baby!
[grabs the stapler and runs off with it]
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Serena van der Woodsen : [discussion around bathroom mirror] Breakfast with Ben. And don't lecture. He's a nice person, a nice innocent person who deserves a friend after what my Mom did to him.
Blair Waldorf : Lots of mascara for a friend. But... you can have breakfast with whomever you want. I don't judge. Well, *today* I don't.
[Serena giggles]
Blair Waldorf : Because today everything is new and fresh and golden.
[happy smile]
Blair Waldorf : Today, my internship begins.
Serena van der Woodsen : You finally gonna tell me where it is?
Blair Waldorf : It's too important.
[hands flitter in hair]
Blair Waldorf : I can't jinx it! I'll tell you after my first day, but... I must go.
Serena van der Woodsen : You realize most offices aren't even open this early. Unless... you're interning at a donut shop.
Blair Waldorf : I want to be early. What's wrong with being early? Catch the worm!
Serena van der Woodsen : I'll see you at the party tonight. And... good luck at your new job at the mayor's office, or the Whitney or CIA or... whatever.
[as Blair goes off]
Serena van der Woodsen : This is like living with Don Draper.
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Blair Waldorf : [arguing with Dan over internship at W magazine] And the only reason you're still here is because nobody asked you "Who's Givenchy?"
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Blair Waldorf : [seems to have been outsmarted by Dan] OMG, I was just poleaxed by a poor person!