Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Panic Roommate (2011)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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• Blair Waldorf : Great news! Nate is coming to the party tonight.

  [with musical lilt:] 

  Blair Waldorf : He's very excited to see you.

  Epperly Lawrence : Great! Too bad I *won't* be there.

  Blair Waldorf : Why not?

  Epperly Lawrence : Moving the party has been a logistical nightmare, and my phone hasn't stopped ringing and I can't miss a call. Cinderella doesn't always get to go to the ball.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, she can if she has all her calls forwarded to her BlackBerry and an able intern by her side the whole time. I'm not saying to blow off your responsibilities. But if anything goes wrong, how can you fix it from here?

  [smiles] 

  Epperly Lawrence : [shakes her head]  It's not a good idea.

  Blair Waldorf : You can still do your job and have a fabulous night at the same time. Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

• Blair Waldorf : But maybe all I have to do to get Epperly off my back is to get her on hers.

• Blair Waldorf : No, it'll calm her for a nanosecond until she finds something else to stress about. I believe that only one thing... can relax Epperly, and it's something that

  [confidential tone:] 

  Blair Waldorf : I can't give to her.

  Chuck Bass : You need to turn that frown upside down before she pulls out the grading pencil.

  Blair Waldorf : [with musical lilt in her voice]  And you're just the man for the job.

  Chuck Bass : I'm not sure I am. Spent the last few weeks trying every trick I know in the bedroom to get Raina to fall in love with me. Business reasons, of course. Nothing seems to be working.

  Blair Waldorf : That's because that's how you win a guy's heart, not a girl's. If you want Raina to fall for you, you have to stop pulling on her drawstrings and start pulling on her heartstrings.

  Chuck Bass : And where are they located?

  Blair Waldorf : In a common connection. You and I bonded over a mutual love of scheming... and burlesque. Find something that you and Raina both share. Let your guard down. Show her a side of you that no one else sees. I hear girls love that.

  Chuck Bass : Open up, and she'll be forced to follow suit.

  Blair Waldorf : And once you hook her, reel her in, gut her emotionally, and throw the carcass overboard.

  Chuck Bass : You really do have a gift.

• Blair Waldorf : You need to sleep with her right away.

  Nate Archibald : [almost chokes]  What?

  Blair Waldorf : I need you to relieve all that... tension before my performance review tomorrow. And you'd better not be selfish, Archibald. You know what I mean. A woman remembers.

  Nate Archibald : This is why you've been dragging me around?

  Blair Waldorf : What's the big deal? It's not like you haven't done it before. Just think of her as a younger, more flexible Lady Catherine.