- Dorota Kishlovsky: [re dress raided from Serena's closet] This says "Sexy and smart."
- Blair Waldorf: No. It says "Let's skip dinner and make a sex tape." Keep looking!
- [first lines]
- Gossip Girl: Diamonds *are* a girl's best friend.
- [expensive designer high-heeled shoe in box]
- Gossip Girl: But ask any Upper East Side girl to show you her most prized possession, and we're betting the box is Vivier... not Cartier.
- Eric van der Woodsen: [house-arrest Lily dropped by her social snob friends] The only thing thicker than blood is the ink on Page Six.
- Ivy Dickens: [at the charity event] Check out the diamonds on that lady! They're almost as big as my face!
- Serena van der Woodsen: A gift from her husband. "I'm sorry I slept with the au pair" earrings.