- Gossip Girl: [as Blair wakes up from her dream about her prince future-husband turned nightmare] Morning, sleepyheads. Looks like "dream until your dreams become true" wasn't such a good idea.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [answers cellphone impatiently] Really? You keep trying me. Does that seem like it's gonna work?
- Vanessa Abrams: You answered.
- Serena van der Woodsen: You're right. My bad.
- [is about to end the call]
- Gossip Girl: Let's hope the only thing Blair has in common with Marie Antoinette is impeccable taste. Otherwise she's about to lose her head.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I'm sorry I sent those blasts to Louis' mother, but could we just forget it and move on?
- Blair Waldorf: Like much else in your life, that apology is underwhelming.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Hey, I'm sorry to barge in, but I was thinking about going to Blair's party after all. I just wanted to check if there's a dress in my closet.
- Ivy Dickens: No problem. Ugh, this is terrible, I can't even decide how to wear my hair.
- [has many questions:]
- Ivy Dickens: Do your feet hurt after wearing heels all night? Does Dan dance? Do you prefer lipstick or lip gloss?
- Serena van der Woodsen: Okay, breathe. Lipstick lasts longer, but gloss is more fun. Dan does love to dance, but he... he's terrible at it, so
- [shakes her head]
- Serena van der Woodsen: no laughing. And your feet won't hurt as long as you have just the right amount of champagne. Other than that, just be yourself. That's what I did at cotillion, and Dan and I had the most magical night ever. And your hair looks great down.
- Penelope Shafai: How can you have an engagement party without the Prince?
- [smiles]
- Penelope Shafai: Oh, right, he's not one anymore.
- Blair Waldorf: I invited you here to attend, not to speak!
- Blair Waldorf: I should go. I can't be late for the engagement party.
- Chuck Bass: So royal already. Sensitive to the suffering of her subjects.
- Princess Sophie Grimaldi: [swayed by bird talk] Your stepfather is a wonderful man, Blair.
- Blair Waldorf: I loved him at first sight.
- Eleanor Waldorf: [hissing softly] No, you didn't.