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9/10
Andrew Howard as a South African
jjlaca21 January 2011
As an ex-South African who has been living in Los Angeles for over 24 years, I thought Andrew Howard did an outstanding job depicting a South Arican, so I was curious to see if he is South African. Apparently not - born in Cardiff, Wales, without any mention of his having spent time in South Africa at all. So how did he know to use the term "oke" when referring to the unidentified man to whom he said he had sold his truck? This is only a term a South African would know and I don't think I have ever heard it used in a non-South African show which depicts South Africans.

Good job, oke!
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8/10
Atmospheric
Hitchcoc13 March 2021
People are being killed in electric chair generated trucks and then tossed out. During this investigation a beautiful young woman takes a shine to Greg. He is instantly in love, and this leads to some serious complications. Greg is an expert on Las Vegas history, particularly the mob connections, and he educates the others on this. Unfortunately, he knows a little too much.
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8/10
The Electric Chair and the Pin-up Girl
claudio_carvalho16 October 2023
The CSI investigate the attack to a man burned in an electric chair that miraculously survives. Hodges leads a group that is visiting their laboratory, and Greg is fascinated by the gorgeous teacher named Ellen Whitebridge. He invites her to date him and she accepts. Meanwhile, two other men are found murdered in the same Modus Operandi, and the team concludes that a serial-killer is killing men in a electric chair. While they proceed the investigation, Greg has a crush on Ellen.

"A Kiss Before Frying" is a great episode of CSI in the noir style. The amazing beauty of Dita Von Teese makes the film work. The femme fatale Ellen Whitebridge seduces not only Greg, but most viewers. Greg's disappointing in the night-club is the first lead he has about the true identity of his beloved Ellen. My vote is eight.

Title (Brazil): "A Kiss Before Frying"
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10/10
Great Film Noir-Type Story
ccthemovieman-112 January 2012
This was a great episode. It had a wonderful film-noir episode, complete with a femme fatale, and featured "Greg Sanders," a likable character on this TV show.

The opening shot is a gruesome one with a man lying at the base of a hill outside of town, still smoking. His head has been burned so badly it looks like a ripe cantaloupe. There are also burn marks on his ankles, wrist and one across his chest. It's quickly deduced this man has been electrocuted and then dumped to this place!

Anyway, the story winds up with three of these electrocutions and along the way we get a budding romance with Eric Szmanda ("Greg") and a woman who comes into the CSI building as part of a tour. She kinda flirts with him and "Nick" urges him to "go for it, man. Get her phone number." He does, the two hit it off and "Greg" is in dreamland with this new hot-looking woman: "Ellen Whitebridge" (Dita Von Teese). Only one problem; this fourth grade teacher seems a little too interested in this recent case and may not be who she claims to be.

It turns out to be a fascinating story, not only with the odd portable executions (all done in the back of a truck!) but also with this lady, "Ellen" who "Greg" has a crush on.

Note: Dita Von Teese (not real name) was once married to Marilyn Manson (not his real name either), the atheist singer freak. Talk about a strange pair.
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6/10
Andrew Howard as a South African...
chalkey197930 March 2012
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This was a good episode, but my main thing was how it was ruined by the terrible (& completely pointless) 'South African' accent that Andrew Howard affected.

A bit of background first: I am English, married to a South African & have been to various parts of South Africa numerous times, & as well as my South African family, I also have many South African friends. My point is, I know what a 'South African accent' sounds like.

Whilst, as a previous contributor rightly points out, Andrew Howard correctly uses certain colloquialisms (oke & doff, for example) which could quite easily have been written for him or, like me, he just knows some South African slang, it doesn't mean the accent is any good. I cannot do a 'South African accent', but I know the word braai (instead of barbecue).

The accent is just abysmal, I couldn't help but laugh every time he spoke & thank my lucky stars he hardly had any lines. I can't see how anyone could think his accent was even anywhere close to passable, never mind good.

My other point is, the character being South African had no relevance at all, he could have been any nationality & it would have worked. So why have a guy to an accent he can't do? Just change the nationality of the (minor) character & then it's sorted!

Anyway, like I say, all in all a good film noir-esque episode, just ruined by the atrocious, & pointless, accent. Not criticising the actor, if you can't do an accent you can't do an accent, just criticising firstly the inclusion of a blatantly fake South African, & secondly the fact that anybody in casting thought this accent was acceptable! It's seriously utterly laughable!
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1/10
Accent
scillasmith17 May 2021
Worst South African accent ever. I am a South African and have NEVER EVER heard anyone speak like that.
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1/10
Time to go
nemesis-8810 February 2011
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This "dead guy startle" trick is getting way too old. Bruckheimer, Halloween is over, get a life!

The actors are tired of playing the same characters for 10 years, the plot is usually sloppy and badly developed. More and more goofs, plot holes, badly played characters.

I think the biggest mistake of the creators is Katherine Willows. She's a BAD actress AND plays a BAD and absolutely unrealistic character. From an ex-stripper teaching people how to live (oh I still remember "I'd prefer my child to have a bad father than no father at all" - yeah, right) to a casino owner working night shifts with a cop boy-friend. Oh puhlease! Exhume some "bad guy" from the past episodes and get her killed. Or let her commit suicide over not saving her mobster daddy. Or get her daughter on drugs and let her leave "to save her". I don't care how she goes, just get rid of her.

The show is DEAD, more and more episodes are just sucked from the finger or plain stupid. The only good thing about it is Lawrence Fishburn but he can't save it. I think it's time to just cancel it altogether and at least save some good memories for the fans.
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