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Anthropology 101 (2010)

Betty White: Professor June Bauer

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• Troy Barnes , Professor June Bauer , Abed Nadir : [Abed begins to beatbox]  Kingdom, Animalia. Phylum, Chordala. The Class is Mammalia, cause, boobies we gotta. Order is Primate. Family, Hominidae. Genus is Homo but I know you're inda me. Cause I am the Species known as Sapien. Dogs used to eat me, but now they bring the paper in.

  Professor June Bauer : It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you / There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do / I bless the rains down in Africa / I bless the rains down in Africa / I bless the rains down in Africa.

• Professor June Bauer : I don't know Mr. Winger. Last time I called on you I got what the Maku Maku call 'dirt-roaded'.

  Señor Chang : Using it.

• Professor June Bauer : [Jeff has just argued that respect is the most important tool to humanity's survival]  Well, that's one answer. Here's the one I had in mind. Combining all nine tools, you get this, a deadlier weapon than any one item in the box. So I'm gonna use this to attack you, and you use respect to defend yourself.

• Professor June Bauer : What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

  Star-Burns : Divorce.

  [laughter] 

  Star-Burns : [June darts Star-Burns in the left facial cheek, Star-Burns wheezes] 

  [class gasp] 

  Star-Burns : [Troy, in shock, looks wide-eyed at June] 

  Professor June Bauer : Tools. Like this blowgun I used to hunt monkeys with the Korubo in the Amazon. My name is Professor June Bauer, and this semester I will guide you to the threshold of your humanity where you will lock eyes with the shrieking, blood-drenched, sister-raping beasts from which we sprang. You will also have to make a diorama.

  [class groans] 

• Professor June Bauer : Don't be shy, come on up, have a sip. The yogi of India swear by its restorative powers.

  [no takers] 

  Professor June Bauer : Okay, more of my urine for me.