Community (TV Series)
Mixology Certification (2010)
Chevy Chase: Pierce Hawthorne
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Quotes
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Pierce Hawthorne , Shirley Bennett , Abed Nadir , Britta Perry , Jeff Winger , Annie Edison : [cold opening] ... to you!
Pierce Hawthorne : That was weird. How come we only sang the last two words? What happened to the "happy birthday" part?
Shirley Bennett : Well, you know Troy's a Jehovah's Witness. He doesn't celebrate birthdays.
Abed Nadir : Annie and I did our best to keep the language on the cake compliant.
Troy Barnes : [reading the cake] "Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically from your expulsion from a uterus."
[inhales, weepy voice cracks]
Troy Barnes : You guys. I never cry, but...
Britta Perry : All right. Happy expulsion, Troy. But after cake, we cram for realsies. Guys, finals are coming up.
Jeff Winger : Yeah. This group is starting to use special occasions to avoid studying.
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Shirley Bennett : Let me help you.
Pierce Hawthorne : I broke my legs, not my gender.
Shirley Bennett : Okay.
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Pierce Hawthorne : Funny, because last week was my birthday and nobody noticed and nobody cared.
[Shirley looks away]
Jeff Winger : [Abed, Annie and Britta look to Jeff] Pierce... you don't remember the huge party we threw? We need to talk about those painkillers you're taking because I don't think you remember anything...
[overlapping comments]
Britta Perry : That was a huge party, you were like...
[overlapping comments]
Annie Edison : The best party of my life
[overlapping comments]
Abed Nadir : Nutritious
[overlapping comments]
Pierce Hawthorne : Got you!
[chuckles]
Pierce Hawthorne : Of course I remember my birthday. What a party.
Troy Barnes : Yeah, you still owe me for the keg deposit.
[chuckles]
Pierce Hawthorne : Oh, you think I don't know that?
Britta Perry : [through clenched teeth, shakes her head] Troy...
[Troy nods his head in acknowledgement]
Jeff Winger : Troy.
[Jeff smiles and gives thumbs up]
Jeff Winger : [Troy reciprocates]