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Asian Population Studies (2011)
John Oliver: Professor Ian Duncan
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Professor Ian Duncan : Greetings, all and sundry, and welcome to your second semester of anthropology where it is about to get real.
[drops his satchel forcefully on his desk]
Professor Ian Duncan : Now, I forget where we left off last year. Uh... Fat Neil.
Neil : The Bronze Age?
Professor Ian Duncan : Thank you, Fat Neil.
Neil : Neil's fine.
Professor Ian Duncan : Not from an actuarial standpoint. Now, please forgive my lateness, but I wasn't sure how to find Greendale sober.
[gasp from class]
Professor Ian Duncan : Yes, you heard me right. I have stopped drinking. Mainly due to the fact that I could no longer get an erection. Now that I'm on the wagon, you can expect both this class and my penis to be more focused and rewarding.