Community (TV Series)
Asian Population Studies (2011)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Ben Chang : [from the top of a bookcase above the group] "Chang" the subject.
Troy Barnes , Jeff Winger , Annie Edison , Abed Nadir , Pierce Hawthorne , Shirley Bennett , Britta Perry : [shocked] Aah!
Troy Barnes : [loudly] What are you doing up there?
Ben Chang : It's the beginning of a new semester of anthropology and I'm here to get what I was promised.
Jeff Winger : Sure. Who her has Chang's pile of nothing?
Ben Chang : You know what I mean. I'm sick of the run-around. I'm here to demand an immediate answer about whether I'm joining the study group.
Jeff Winger : Well, if we have to give an immediate answer, it would have to be no.
Ben Chang : Take your time. Sleep on it. Then get back to me, or else.
Annie Edison : Jeff, you did say we would let him in eventually.
Jeff Winger : That was before he started using his name as a pun. It makes me so Changry.
[Annie gasps]
Jeff Winger : Oh, God, it's happening to me.
Troy Barnes : Let's get back to who Annie's in love with. Is it Fat Neil?
Abed Nadir : Bluestreak?
Pierce Hawthorne : Pierce: Optimus Prime?
Annie Edison : Ok, even I know some of these are Transformers.
Jeff Winger : [irritatedly] Who cares who it is? Let's just study.
Abed Nadir : Study what? We haven't had our first class yet.
Jeff Winger : [insistently] Well, can we talk about something other than Annie's love life?
Shirley Bennett : [smiles and nods her head] We could talk about my love life.
Jeff Winger : Is it Jean Claude Van Overbite?
[Annie rolls her eyes]
Abed Nadir : We should really start learning people's names.
Jeff Winger : I agree with brown Jamie Lee Curtis.
[Abed mimics gunshot at Jeff in agreement]
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Abed Nadir : Dr Rich, What sets your kettle corn apart?
Rich : Well, it's a secret ingredient, a couple extra pinches of love.
Troy Barnes : Oh. You can't beat that.
Abed Nadir : That feels good.
Jeff Winger : Not this again. Rich, you know they're doing a fake morning show. There are no cameras.
Rich : Rich: I know. It's just a fun way to start the day. So grab a paddle, partner, and hop on in here.
Jeff Winger : You know what, that does sound...
[turns and exits]
Rich : Yeah.
Abed Nadir , Rich , Troy Barnes : Troy and Abed in the morning
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Troy Barnes : Why are you using your l-Iove-butterflies voice?
Annie Edison : What? Am I? I don't know. Volunteer work is nice. You do nice things with nice people.
Troy Barnes , Britta Perry , Jeff Winger , Pierce Hawthorne , Shirley Bennett : Ooh.
Britta Perry : Somebody's finding river fingers with a cute boy.
Annie Edison : What? No. Well, okay, yes, but it doesn't matter. It's not like I'm seeing anyone. There's just a guy.
[Jeff looks concerned]
Abed Nadir : A guy that goes to Greendale?
Annie Edison : Mm-hm
Abed Nadir : Is it the Russian guy that looks like a short Johnny Depp?
Annie Edison : It doesn't matter.
Troy Barnes : Is it the guy who looks like Vince Vaughn but smells like fish?
Annie Edison : I don't wanna talk about it.
Shirley Bennett : Well, I have someone in my life that I'm happy to talk about.
Britta Perry : Again with the Jesus.
Shirley Bennett : Jesus is always in my life, but things have been looking better every day with my ex-husband.
[Britta's smile fades to concern]
Abed Nadir : Is it the guy that looks like Anderson Cooper, but with a soul patch and the ponytail?
Annie Edison : [insistently] No.
Troy Barnes : Is it black Michael Chiklis?
Annie Edison : [irritatedly] No!
Pierce Hawthorne : White George Foreman?
Britta Perry : You guys are talking about the same person. He's bi-racial, his name is David, and he's a human being.
Annie Edison : Guys, stop guessing. It's not a thing at all, it's just a friend. Change the subject.
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Ben Chang : What is this? What's going on?
Abed Nadir : It's a mixer.
Ben Chang : Why is everyone from anthro class here? Are you guys picking a new study group member? And you didn't invite me?
Abed Nadir : We didn't know how to reach you.
Ben Chang : What are you talking about? I'm everywhere.
Abed Nadir : We didn't know how to reach you.
Ben Chang : That's not true. That's a lie.
Abed Nadir : It's a mixer. We didn't know how to reach you.
[Abed begins blinking his eyes and robotically jerking his head to his left]
Abed Nadir : It's a mixer. It's a mixer. It's a mixer. It's a mixer.
[Chang quickly walks away]
Abed Nadir : Works every time.