Community (TV Series)
Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy (2011)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Shirley Bennett : God Bless you!
Jeff Winger : Not lately.
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Jeff Winger : [looks away] Oh hey, is that a reason to leave?
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Jeff Winger : This proves you are a kidnapper. What the hell is wrong with you?
Señor Chang : I'm nuts, Jeff! Get with the program!
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Andre Bennett : [to Shirley] But you took me back, because while I was gone, somehow you learned to accept the bad with the good.
Jeff Winger : Oh, that's the Greendale effect. Our school motto is "lower your standards."
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Señor Chang : Come on, don't leave me hanging, my main mentor.
Jeff Winger : Oh, hey, is that a reason to leave?
[Jeff looks past Chang]
Señor Chang : [Chang turns to look] Hm?
[Jeff quickly turns and exits]
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Police Officer : You're free to go. Here's your wallet, keys and pasties.
Jeff Winger : They're nipple guards for running. Olympic athletes use them.
Police Officer : Buddy, I worked at a maximum-security prison for seven years and, those are still the gayest thing I've seen.
Jeff Winger : Well, I find that hard to believe.