Community (TV Series)
Accounting for Lawyers (2010)
Drew Carey: Ted
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Ted : I'll tell you what Jeff: you're the best liar I ever employed. If you can look me in the eye and tell me you actually like Alan, I'll make him a full partner.
Jeff Winger : Well, I only ever really liked one person: my mom. She liked my dad. And after all the dust and custody was settled, the guy I really admired - not liked, admired - was the lawyer leaving the courthouse in the great looking suit and the sky-blue Mercedes SLK.
Ted : [nodding] Sweet ride.
Jeff Winger : Sweet job. Sweet life! He didn't care, he couldn't care! And the less he cared, the better he was. We are a special breed because we rise above the sloppy stuff and look at the bottom line. You want to like your employees? Open a hair salon. You want to win? Make Alan partner.