Community (TV Series)
Accounting for Lawyers (2010)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : I think this is it. Print it.
[a janitor catches them]
Janitor : Excuse me! Who are you guys? This is not your office.
Troy Barnes : I can explain.
[Beat]
Troy Barnes : Let me explain.
[Annie runs up behind the janitor and knocks him out with a chloroformed rag]
Troy Barnes : Oh my God.
Annie Edison : I didn't know what to do.
Troy Barnes : Oh my God.
Abed Nadir : I usually have one foot out of reality. Even I'm freaking out right now.
Troy Barnes : You chloroformed the janitor?
Annie Edison : Stop yelling! You're the ones who got caught!
Troy Barnes : You're the one who's yelling!
Annie Edison : We're in trouble! We have to do something!
Troy Barnes : I don't know what to do! My whole brain is crying!
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Troy Barnes : What does Alan have that we don't?
Pierce Hawthorne : A butt for Jeff's wiener.
[snickers]
Pierce Hawthorne : I mean, we all have butts too. We have butts, just not for the same thing. I'm trying to say they're gay.
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Jeff Winger : Any other meaningless conspiracy theories?
Troy Barnes : Yes. Did you know that Go-Gurt is just yogurt?
Jeff Winger : You know what a therapist calls this kind of relationship?
Pierce Hawthorne : A gold mine.
Jeff Winger : Codependent.
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Troy Barnes : [to Annie] Okay, you've gone from precious to annoying.
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Abed Nadir : [Troy walking past the tunnel Abed painted on the library] Psst! Troy, it's me.
Troy Barnes : Abed?
Abed Nadir : I made it through. I'm a cartoon now.
Troy Barnes : That's impossible.
Abed Nadir : Nothing's impossible in here. Animals talk, your heart is shaped like a heart and the smell of pie can make you float. You have to believe, Troy.
[Troy prepares to run into the cartoon tunnel, Abed reveals himself]
Abed Nadir : Wait, you don't have to believe.
Troy Barnes : I didn't. I didn't.
Abed Nadir : I may have done some damage there.
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Jeff Winger : You're right. He's a bad friend, but he's a good lawyer. I appreciate you guys caring, but you have to understand that I don't. Caring is lethal around here. It's a disease. You guys have it. I don't. So if you do care about me, don't infect me. Now go win that pop-and-Iock-a-thon. I'll see you Monday.
Shirley Bennett : It's like watching a soul slip through our fingers. But what more can we do?
[Annie soaks a rag in chloroform]
Troy Barnes : [Troy takes chloroform and rag from Annie] Would you stop?
