Community (TV Series)
Aerodynamics of Gender (2010)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : We'll take them down. We'll take all these bitches down.
Jeff Winger : Ladies, are you okay? Take it easy.
Britta Perry : Um, did you just tell us what to do? Here's the thing, it's a little rule. Maybe you're not familiar with it. Nobody tells me what to do, ever.
Jeff Winger : Whoa, whoa cowboy. I surrender.
Britta Perry : Abed, did you hear that?
Abed Nadir : Jeff's a bitch too?
Britta Perry : Yes.
Shirley Bennett : Take him down.
Abed Nadir : Cool. Hey, Jeff, what's with the boots? 2008 called to tell you that even in 2008, those were tacky.
Shirley Bennett : You go, girl.
Ben Chang : Damn.
[Jeff rises and closes doors to the study leaving Chang out]
Jeff Winger : Why don't we just all take a deep breath and find some center?
Pierce Hawthorne : Okay, that is it. What are you hiding from me? They're keeping relaxation secrets. Tell me how to get laid back or I'll kill your families!
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Annie Edison : You're really good at it. You're like a machine.
Abed Nadir : Like RoboCop.
Britta Perry : Exactly like Rowboat Cop. Sharice is a bad rowboat. Sink her.
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Jeff Winger : Stop it!
[Jeff throws a basketball at Pierce's drone, misses and hits the table where the women are sitting]
Annie Edison : [women scream and look in horror at Jeff] Knuckle walkers!
Jeff Winger : Sorry, it was an accident.
Britta Perry : So was the Y chromosome, but you don't see us throwing stuff at it.
[Troy chuckles derisively]
Jeff Winger : Where are you guys going?
Britta Perry : Away from your symbolically invasive balls to a women's studies class.
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Britta Perry : Abed, you cannot talk to us that way.
Abed Nadir : Someone has to. You guys are being bitches.
Annie Edison : We're not bitches. We were just joking. If that makes us bitches, we're all bitches.
Shirley Bennett , Britta Perry : Mm-hm.
Britta Perry : Good point, Annie.
Shirley Bennett , Annie Edison : Mm-hm.
Shirley Bennett : You told him.
Abed Nadir : Affirmative. You're all bitches. Nice shirt. It would look better on a girl. Hey bronzer, you're not fooling us with that Band-Aid, we know it's a zit. You're all bitches. Triple bitches. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Hey, bitch. Bitch. You're a bitch. I'm a bitch. You're a bitch.
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Britta Perry : Men play sports so they can seek out and destroy their own sensitivity.
Shirley Bennett : Oh, I never thought about it that way.
Britta Perry : Mm-hm.
Annie Edison : Do you think we'll learn stuff like that in our women's studies class?
Britta Perry : Hell, no. We're gonna find our roots in that class and stop defining our gender by theirs.
Shirley Bennett : Well, I feel bad saying it, but it will be nice to get away from the boys and take a class with just us.
Annie Edison : Amen. Or A-wo-men.
Britta Perry , Shirley Bennett , Annie Edison : Heh, heh.
Annie Edison : Am I right? Bring it in for a boob bump, ladies. Uh... no? We'll get there.