NCIS (TV Series)
Moonlighting (2010)
David McCallum: Donald Mallard
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Quotes
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Dr. Donald Mallard : [after Jimmy explains having disliked sand since itching excessive following playing in some as a child] Well it wasn't the sand, Mr. Palmer, but the sand mite.
Jimmy Palmer : Sand might what?
Dr. Donald Mallard : The sand mite bit you.
Jimmy Palmer : Sand bites?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Well, sand mites might bite.
Jimmy Palmer : I'm grammatically lost.
Dr. Donald Mallard : But medically found.
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Abby Sciuto : [re: McGee] Just think about his last girlfriend: she tried to kill him.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ah, I get it. You're trying to cover McGee like a protective hen.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Or an overprotective panther.
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Jimmy Palmer : I need help, Doctor. I can't tell whether this is a metacarpal or metatarsal bone.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Neither. No, it's the lower extremity of a Lepus cuniculus.
Jimmy Palmer : A rabbit's foot?
Dr. Donald Mallard : Yeah. Look at the markings here on the end. It's where the metal keychain cap was attached.
Jimmy Palmer : Huh. Someone must've been carrying this for good luck. I wonder if they can get their money back?
[chuckles until Ducky gives him a disapproving look]
Jimmy Palmer : I am so sorry. Uh, that was just a joke. And it was not a good joke. I realize that, now.
Abby Sciuto : [entering] DNA! I need more. I finished ID'ing the first four victims - ugh! - and I'm ready for a new batch.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Mr. Palmer, if you've finished your multi-species insensitivity?