The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Terry Unmarried (2011)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Cleveland Brown Jr., Lester Krinklesac

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown Jr. : Hi, Daddy. I built this costume to surprise you.

  Cleveland Brown : You created a powered suit of armor with a built-in weapons system and a shoulder-mounted Gatling gun out of pots and pans?

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : [giggling]  Yeah.

  Cleveland Brown : Hmm.

  [writes down a tally mark on a list of Cleveland Jr.'s actions that are "smart"...] 

  Donna Tubbs : [a few seconds later Donna walks in]  What on earth? Cleveland Brown Jr.!

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Present.

  Cleveland Brown : [writes down a tally mark for another "stupid" action of Cleveland Jr]  ... and Stupid.

• Cleveland Brown : Aha! I knew it! You hate my coffee! You lied to me! You're a liar! Junior, imagine her pants on fire!

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : [Cleveland Jr. imagines too hard and "breaks" her pants]  Oh. I can't do anything right.

  Cleveland Brown : No! You did good on the pitcher!

• Lester Krinklesack : You wouldn't think these fellers would share my political views, but they sure lit up when I told 'em I'm a hard-core tea bagger.