The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

Terry Unmarried (2011)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs, Minister

Quotes 

• Cleveland Brown Jr. : Hi, Daddy. I built this costume to surprise you.

  Cleveland Brown : You created a powered suit of armor with a built-in weapons system and a shoulder-mounted Gatling gun out of pots and pans?

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : [giggling]  Yeah.

  Cleveland Brown : Hmm.

  [writes down a tally mark on a list of Cleveland Jr.'s actions that are "smart"...] 

  Donna Tubbs : [a few seconds later Donna walks in]  What on earth? Cleveland Brown Jr.!

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : Present.

  Cleveland Brown : [writes down a tally mark for another "stupid" action of Cleveland Jr]  ... and Stupid.

• Cleveland Brown : Aha! I knew it! You hate my coffee! You lied to me! You're a liar! Junior, imagine her pants on fire!

  Cleveland Brown Jr. : [Cleveland Jr. imagines too hard and "breaks" her pants]  Oh. I can't do anything right.

  Cleveland Brown : No! You did good on the pitcher!

• Cleveland Brown : [laughs]  Look at those two seacrestin' out. A few hours ago that would've shocked me, but now nothing can surprise - TERRY KIMPLE?

  [Terry, caught making out with Paul, gasps] 

  Cleveland Brown : Oh, Terry, oh, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry. Oh, Terrrrrrrrrrry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terrrrrrrrty...

  [a banner for the Cleveland News Network, CNN, appears reading "BREAKING NEWS: TERRY KIMPLE IS GAY!"] 

  Cleveland Brown : ... Terry, Terry, Oh, Terry, Terry, terry, Terry, Oh, Terrrrrrrrry, Terry, Terry, Terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.

• Cleveland Brown : Wait a minute. Fat chicks?

  [gasps] 

  Cleveland Brown : This is a GAY bar!

  Holt Richter : What? No way! Gay bars are gay?