- Tim the Bear: You know, I-I don't want to judge Terry, but the Bible says that all gays are going to Hell. It also says that animals don't have souls, so I-I-I don't know what I'm talking about here.
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: Hi, Daddy. I built this costume to surprise you.
- Cleveland Brown: You created a powered suit of armor with a built-in weapons system and a shoulder-mounted Gatling gun out of pots and pans?
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: [giggling] Yeah.
- Cleveland Brown: Hmm.
- [writes down a tally mark on a list of Cleveland Jr.'s actions that are "smart"...]
- Donna Tubbs: [a few seconds later Donna walks in] What on earth? Cleveland Brown Jr.!
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: Present.
- Cleveland Brown: [writes down a tally mark for another "stupid" action of Cleveland Jr] ... and Stupid.
- Cleveland Brown: Aha! I knew it! You hate my coffee! You lied to me! You're a liar! Junior, imagine her pants on fire!
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: [Cleveland Jr. imagines too hard and "breaks" her pants] Oh. I can't do anything right.
- Cleveland Brown: No! You did good on the pitcher!
- Lester Krinklesack: You wouldn't think these fellers would share my political views, but they sure lit up when I told 'em I'm a hard-core tea bagger.
- Cleveland Brown: [laughs] Look at those two seacrestin' out. A few hours ago that would've shocked me, but now nothing can surprise - TERRY KIMPLE?
- [Terry, caught making out with Paul, gasps]
- Cleveland Brown: Oh, Terry, oh, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry. Oh, Terrrrrrrrrrry, Terry, Terry, Terry, Terrrrrrrrty...
- [a banner for the Cleveland News Network, CNN, appears reading "BREAKING NEWS: TERRY KIMPLE IS GAY!"]
- Cleveland Brown: ... Terry, Terry, Oh, Terry, Terry, terry, Terry, Oh, Terrrrrrrrry, Terry, Terry, Terrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.
- Cleveland Brown: Wait a minute. Fat chicks?
- [gasps]
- Cleveland Brown: This is a GAY bar!
- Holt Richter: What? No way! Gay bars are gay?