Ernie is made a Freedom Of The City type person. Other sketches include 'Eric Wants to Become a British Citizen', 'The Calculator Shop', 'Making Breakfast To The Stripper', 'The Bank Holdup', and 'A Lady from a Well known Women's Magazine Wants To Interview Ernie'. There is music from special guests Champagne and Diane Soloman.—Anonymous
Eric starts the show dressed in fancy dress as he is to present Ernie with the key to the city. Champagne sings a song. Ernie is an immigration bureaucrat who interviews people who want to be a British citizen and Eric pays a visit. Eric wants a calculator and Ernie sells them. Eric and Ernie are getting up and having breakfast, with a radio on in the background. Eric tries to hold up the bank where Ernie is a teller. Diane Solomon sings "Whistle Me". Ernie is to be interviewed for a women's magazine.—jem
The musical guests are Champagne and Diane Solomon. Eric tries to present Ernie with the key to the city. Eric wants to become a British citizen. Eric and Ernie have breakfast to the radio. Ernie is to be interviewed for a women's magazine.—jem