Futurama (TV Series)

Möbius Dick (2011)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Turanga Leela : You're all weak. I see that now. So I'll have to be my own crew. You've gone mad, captain! That's enough out of me!

• Turanga Leela : There's nothing personal about this. That thing screwed up my delivery. This time, it's business.

• Turanga Leela : Where are we?

  Hermes Conrad : Inside the belly of the beast.

  Philip J. Fry : Like that Bible guy who got swallowed by a whale... Pinocchio!

• Amy Wong : Well, I got it. Now what, captain?

  Turanga Leela : You know, I'm not sure. I always assumed whales died when you harpooned them.

• Turanga Leela : Need I remind you, Hermes, that in space, the captain's word is law? I could marry you and Bender against your will if I wanted to.

  Hermes Conrad : [Gasps]  You wouldn't dare!

  Bender : I've been married to worse.

• Turanga Leela : Whatever happened, that first crew left in a hurry. The table is still set for McDonald's value meal.

  Dr. Zoidberg : I remember! I remember! This is what traumatized me! Such a meal to go to waste!

  [devours entire meal] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : And with that - burp! - I have closure.

  [Zoidberg's head crest rises up] 

  Amy Wong : Hey, Zoidberg, you're cockatieling.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Oh, no! Something's happening! What's happening?

  [a space whale surfaces and flies by, as everyone gasps] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Oh, right. And also there was this giant killer space whale.

• Turanga Leela : All right, which one of you sea dogs has the guts and know-how to harpoon a whale?

  Amy Wong : I spent a semester in Africa harpooning giraffes, and giraffes are basically land space whales.

  Turanga Leela : Ms. Wong, you have the 'poon.

• Turanga Leela : [after they enter the Bermuda Tetrahedron]  See? It was no big thing.

  [the ship is shaken by an impact] 

  Hermes Conrad : What was that big thing?

• [first lines] 

  Turanga Leela : Where's the professor?

  Bender : Eh, probably dead. Already dissolving in a bathtub if we're lucky.

• Turanga Leela : Fear not the space behemoth. In my dreams, I have peered beyond it's eye and seen the cackling hell within us all.

  Philip J. Fry : Okay... that's a good point.

  Bender : Fry's right! Let's kill the captain and order some strippers!

  [disguises voice] 

  Bender : Yeah, what he said! It's a mutiny led by Fry!

  Turanga Leela : That's enough insubordination, Mister Fry!

  Bender : String him up!

• Turanga Leela : Why? Why? And also how, and what?

  Captain Lando Tucker : The great fish has chosen you for a higher purpose.

  Turanga Leela : It's a great mammal! See, it has whiskers, and I saw it lactating earlier.

• Turanga Leela : You leave me no choice! Fry and Zoidberg, by the power invested in me as captain, I now pronounce you husband and...

  [Fry and Hermes tackle Leela] 

  Dr. Zoidberg : Aw, so close.

• Turanga Leela : I suppose you're wondering why I'm covered in whale guts.

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : I admit to a polite interest.

  Turanga Leela : You see, first I was consumed with obsession of the whale, then I was consumed by the whale.

  Dr. Zoidberg : It's clever, but that doesn't explain anything.

  Turanga Leela : Shut up, Zoidberg. But under that dark obsession lay a deeper obsession, which enabled me to take control of the whale and bend it to my will

  [echoing] 

  Turanga Leela : An obsession with finishing my delivery!