- Turanga Leela: You're all weak. I see that now. So I'll have to be my own crew. You've gone mad, captain! That's enough out of me!
- Turanga Leela: There's nothing personal about this. That thing screwed up my delivery. This time, it's business.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: They haven't aged a day! The whale must have some sort of Mobius colon that endlessly recycles time and space.
- Scruffy: Yup, that stands up to scrutiny.
- Turanga Leela: Where are we?
- Hermes Conrad: Inside the belly of the beast.
- Philip J. Fry: Like that Bible guy who got swallowed by a whale... Pinocchio!
- Hermes Conrad: Zoidberg was popular?
- Amy Wong: Zoidberg had hair?
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I never said he had hair! If you chose to imagine him that way, that's your business!
- Amy Wong: Well, I got it. Now what, captain?
- Turanga Leela: You know, I'm not sure. I always assumed whales died when you harpooned them.
- Turanga Leela: Need I remind you, Hermes, that in space, the captain's word is law? I could marry you and Bender against your will if I wanted to.
- Hermes Conrad: [Gasps] You wouldn't dare!
- Bender: I've been married to worse.
- Turanga Leela: Whatever happened, that first crew left in a hurry. The table is still set for McDonald's value meal.
- Dr. Zoidberg: I remember! I remember! This is what traumatized me! Such a meal to go to waste!
- [devours entire meal]
- Dr. Zoidberg: And with that - burp! - I have closure.
- [Zoidberg's head crest rises up]
- Amy Wong: Hey, Zoidberg, you're cockatieling.
- Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, no! Something's happening! What's happening?
- [a space whale surfaces and flies by, as everyone gasps]
- Dr. Zoidberg: Oh, right. And also there was this giant killer space whale.
- Turanga Leela: All right, which one of you sea dogs has the guts and know-how to harpoon a whale?
- Amy Wong: I spent a semester in Africa harpooning giraffes, and giraffes are basically land space whales.
- Turanga Leela: Ms. Wong, you have the 'poon.
- Turanga Leela: [after they enter the Bermuda Tetrahedron] See? It was no big thing.
- [the ship is shaken by an impact]
- Hermes Conrad: What was that big thing?
- [first lines]
- Turanga Leela: Where's the professor?
- Bender: Eh, probably dead. Already dissolving in a bathtub if we're lucky.
- [last lines]
- Candy: [seductively] So, Johnny, are we going to pick up where we left off?
- Dr. Zoidberg: [combs hair back] Aaaaaye.
- Turanga Leela: Fear not the space behemoth. In my dreams, I have peered beyond it's eye and seen the cackling hell within us all.
- Philip J. Fry: Okay... that's a good point.
- Bender: Fry's right! Let's kill the captain and order some strippers!
- [disguises voice]
- Bender: Yeah, what he said! It's a mutiny led by Fry!
- Turanga Leela: That's enough insubordination, Mister Fry!
- Bender: String him up!
- Turanga Leela: Why? Why? And also how, and what?
- Captain Lando Tucker: The great fish has chosen you for a higher purpose.
- Turanga Leela: It's a great mammal! See, it has whiskers, and I saw it lactating earlier.
- Turanga Leela: You leave me no choice! Fry and Zoidberg, by the power invested in me as captain, I now pronounce you husband and...
- [Fry and Hermes tackle Leela]
- Dr. Zoidberg: Aw, so close.
- [as the ship is being pulled into the fourth dimesion]
- Hermes Conrad: I can see sideways in time! Emit ni syawedis ees nac I!
- Amy Wong: Gee, I see CGI! IGC ees I eeg!
- Philip J. Fry: Heh heh! Poop! Poop! Heh heh!
- Bender: Aw, yeah!
- [sees a conga line of Benders]
- Bender: Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender! Bender, Bender, Bender!
- [as they emerge out of the fourth dimension, the other Benders collapse back into the original]
- Bender: Aw, that was the greatest endless bunch of mes I ever met.
- Turanga Leela: I suppose you're wondering why I'm covered in whale guts.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I admit to a polite interest.
- Turanga Leela: You see, first I was consumed with obsession of the whale, then I was consumed by the whale.
- Dr. Zoidberg: It's clever, but that doesn't explain anything.
- Turanga Leela: Shut up, Zoidberg. But under that dark obsession lay a deeper obsession, which enabled me to take control of the whale and bend it to my will
- [echoing]
- Turanga Leela: An obsession with finishing my delivery!
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I watched the skies for weeks, with only occasional breaks to tend to my grief diarrhea.