Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Twister (2009)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : [imitating a cow flying in the tornado]  It's okay, they were taking me to McDonald's anyway!

• Nostalgia Critic : [screams]  SHUT UP! Shut up! Shut up!

  [to Bill] 

  Nostalgia Critic : You're an idiot!

  [to Dr. Jo] 

  Nostalgia Critic : You're a bitch!

  [to Dustin] 

  Nostalgia Critic : You're annoying!

  [to Twister poster] 

  Nostalgia Critic : And you're a godawful movie!

• Nostalgia Critic : And who's following close behind? Jonas!

• Nostalgia Critic : Why was this movie such a big hit? Because of the effects, nothing else. Because when you really look at this ass fest of a movie, you see nothing but what ass fest always produce... crap, crap, crap.

• Nostalgia Critic : Let's talk about disaster movies.

  [cut to a poster for the Tom and Jerry movie] 

  Nostalgia Critic : No, no, no, not that kind of disaster movie. I mean, natural disaster movies. For some reason in the mid '90s, we became really tired of supernatural villains trying to kill us, so we decided, "Why don't we let the hand of God piss us off?" With every natural horror that you could imagine. Volcanoes, shipwrecks, floods, you name it. Well, we did. And what was one of the highest grossing unnatural disaster films to ever come out of that genre? None other than the swirling menace simply known as "Twister".

  [a clip of a commercial for the game Twister is shown] 

  Nostalgia Critic : No, no, that game is kind of hot. I'm talking about the movie totally devoid of hotness.

  [an image of Helen Hunt is shown] 

  Nostalgia Critic : MOSTLY devoid of hotness. The Jan de Bont epic failure, "Twister".

• [repeated line] 

  Nostalgia Critic : JONAS!