The Dictator (2012)

Fred Armisen: Waiter, Minister

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Quotes 

• Waiter : What is your name?

  General Aladeen : My name is Allison Burgers.

  Waiter : That is a made up name. What is your real name?

  General Aladeen : My name is Ladiz.

  Waiter : Ladiz what?

  General Aladeen : Ladiz Washroom.

  Waiter : [notices sign that says "Ladies Wash Room"]  Ladies Wash Room. Your name is like the sign. What is your real name?

  General Aladeen : My name is Emplyes.

  Waiter : Emplyes what?

  General Aladeen : Emplyes Mustwashhands.

  Waiter : [notices sign "Employees Must Wash Hands"]  That is a made up name. Tell us your real name. We are interested. We are all interested.

  General Aladeen : My name is Max.

  Waiter : Max?

  General Aladeen : Imumoccupancy120.

  Waiter : [notices sign "Maximum Occupancy 120 Persons"]  There is a number in your name. WHO ARE YOU? AN ALADEEN SYMPATHIZER?

  [realizes] 

  Waiter : IT'S HIM! IT'S ALADEEN!

• Waiter : [General Aladeen has wandered into a restaurant full of Wadiyan ex patriots]  Welcome to the Death To Aladeen Restaurant. If you hate General Aladeen and like good food, this is the place for you.