- Security Guard: For two tickets? I didn't pay that much to see Lionel Richie when he *was* Lionel Richie.
- Hanna Marin: Amber is a cheerleader at Rollins High who loves skinny lattes. Here. See for yourself.
- [picture on computer screen]
- Ashley Marin: She's cute.
- Hanna Marin: She's trying to date Sean.
- Ashley Marin: [humoring] She's hateful. We know that for a fact?
- Hanna Marin: Well, she's suddenly become his personal driver... and God knows what else.
- Ashley Marin: Hmm. Driving is not dating.
- [shoves the lamb chops towards her daughter]
- Ashley Marin: Eat.
- Hanna Marin: Mom, why are you feeding me when my boyfriend left me for somebody who weighs eleven pounds?
- Ashley Marin: He hasn't left you. His car's in the shop.
- Hanna Marin: So, why can't he hitch a ride with somebody who's not majoring in cartwheels?