16 Wishes (2010 TV Movie)

Patrick Gilmore: Bob Jensen

Quotes 

• Abby Jensen : This can't be happening. Not to me. Not *today*. Daddy, I left some clothes in my gym locker. Please please please drive me to school.

  [Celeste signals wasps to cover the cars. Abby turns around seeing the cars infested with wasps and turns back] 

  Bob Jensen : I don't think so, Pumpkin.

• Abby Jensen : Mom, I'm just a kid. I can't live here by myself.

  Sue Jensen : Abby, don't be so dramatic. Lots of girls your age have their own apartments.

  Bob Jensen : I moved out when I was 18.

  Abby Jensen : But I'm not 18.

  Bob Jensen : No, you're 21.

  Sue Jensen : 22 today. Happy birthday, sweetheart.

• Abby Jensen : Wasps!

  Bob Jensen : Yeah.

  Mike Jensen : I saw one crawling on the AC vent.

  Abby Jensen : No, not one, thousands nesting up there for 16 years!

  Sue Jensen : Sweetheart, we know.

  Abby Jensen : No. You don't know. You can't possibly know that the whole house is gonna be totally infested. And then the wasps will be taking over the cars. And you and dad will have to live in the driveway, but then Joey Lockhart will come and kiss me. And I'll get candles and wishes and some really gorgeous clothes and everything will look like it's gonna be ok. But then, I'll make a really stupid wish that I didn't mean to make and I'll have to grow up and live alone and I'll miss my party and this'll turn out to the worst 16th birthday in the history of 16th birthdays. You have to call the exterminator, now!

• Abby Jensen : [flashback mode]  When I'm 16, people will stop treating me like a kid.

  Snooty Saleswoman : Let's get you into something more age appropriate.

  Miss Duffy : You're the new substitute teacher.

  Jay Kepler : Stop it. I'm not your best friend. I'm a sophomore, you're a... woman.

  Bob Jensen : No, you're 21.

  Sue Jensen : 22 today. Happy birthday, sweetheart.