Royal Pains (TV Series)

Open Up Your Yenta Mouth and Say Ah (2010)

Brooke D'Orsay: Paige Collins

Quotes 

• Paige Collins : [testing to see if Evan's mind's on auto-pilot]  Also I'm pregnant... with triplets. Yeah. It's gonna be tough on me in a maximum-security prison, don't you think?

  Evan R. Lawson : Mm-hm. Yeah, I agree a thousand percent.

• Paige Collins : So... why can't I get to know Eddie?

  Evan R. Lawson : [sighs]  Because I need to get to know him first.

  Paige Collins : Yeah, I have no idea what that means, but if you want to tell me, I'd love to listen. Evan, let me help you through this.

  Evan R. Lawson : Sounds like a plan.

  [about to kiss her then stops] 

  Evan R. Lawson : And I promise I'll come visit you and the triplets in prison.

• [Evan refuses to accept Paige's generous offer to bail out Eddie] 

  Paige Collins : Well, should we just buy the country club, then?

  Evan R. Lawson : I love the fact that I can't tell if you're kidding or not.