- Jennifer Jareau: [looks Reid walking into the room] Well, hello.
- Aaron Hotchner: What? Did you join a boy band?
- [everybody except Hotch & Reid chuckles]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: No.
- David Rossi: [voiceover, closing] The internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had. - Eric Schmidt
- Aaron Hotchner: [voiceover, opening] The single biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it's taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
- Derek Morgan: If there's one thing I've learned the hard way, is the last person you want to tick off is Miss Penelope Garcia.
- Penelope Garcia: Aww... that a compliment, right?
- David Rossi: We didn't catch you by mistake, did we, Austin?
- Austin Chapman: Excuse me?
- David Rossi: You said the unsub liked your website, how it was designed. But it was your work. What you can repair, what you can restore for him. You gave him a place to hide the bodies.
- Austin Chapman: That's not true. Talk to my wife. I'm home by 6:00 every night...
- David Rossi: That's the first thing voyeurs learn: how to cover their tracks. How to stalk between the hours of nine to five. That's why there was no porn on your computer. You had something better.
- Austin Chapman: This is a crime! I would never do what you're describing. And even if you don't believe me, my wife knows. My kids, my grandkids. I hate computers. I don't even know how they work.
- David Rossi: Well, then let me give you your first lesson. When something goes out on the Internet, it's out there forever. Now, you're going to jail; that's a foregone conclusion. But unless you cooperate with me, I will do everything I can to make sure that the next time your grandkids Google you, they will find out what kind of a monster grandpa really is.
- Aaron Hotchner: [Garcia is tracing the unsub' signal] You're not going to make it
- Penelope Garcia: Yes, I will! I will! I...
- Aaron Hotchner: Forget the unsub! Can you run a trace on everybody in the chat room?
- Penelope Garcia: I can't do both, sir. Let me do this
- Aaron Hotchner: Garcia? Tag the viewers! That's an order!
- David Rossi: If he puts it on the web, can't you track that back directly to his computer?
- Penelope Garcia: Normally, yes. Normally, in like 17 seconds I can get you the network he's using, get the physical address of his modem and presto change, oh no more bad guy, but this unsub is a creepy computer aficionado
- Austin Chapman: I hate computers! I don't even know how they work
- David Rossi: Well, then let me give you your first lesson. When something goes out on the internet, it's up there forever
- Penelope Garcia: Now, I can't tell you who the unsub is pretending to be now, but since a picture is worth a thousand databases, I can tell you who he was
- Mary Ann: You ever have so much email, you feel like you're drowning in it?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I... Actually, I don't have email
- Mary Ann: Seriously?
- Aaron Hotchner: Garcia, if he does stream this again, how much time will you need to find the network?
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, uh, that's hard to guess with all the international pinging, I...
- Aaron Hotchner: Ballpark?
- Penelope Garcia: Eh, 7 minutes?
- Aaron Hotchner: That's not fast enough! He's in and out of the house in 5
- Penelope Garcia: Oh God, I going to have to trim my time down, then!