King of the Hill (TV Series)

When Joseph Met Lori and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet (2010)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : You don't love Lori. Love doesn't even exist. It's just a chemical created in the labs of DuPont. It was an accident, while they were developing those spatulas that don't melt.

• Hank Hill : Don't you think it's time to talk to Joseph about... uh... relations?

  Dale Gribble : But Joseph is young - he is still snips and snails and puppy dog tails.

  Hank Hill : He's six feet tall with a moustache. It's time.

• Dale Gribble : My boy is becoming a man and he must be stopped!

• Nancy Hicks Gribble : Want me to get you some milk?

  Dale Gribble : No, I'll just have my cereal with tears.

• Dale Gribble : Due to budget cuts, they redefined what constitutes insanity. Guess who squeaked by.