- Monterey Jack: There, there Zipper. Bears gotta raise bears, humans gotta raise humans, and the grass is always greener when you remember to water it. It's just the way things are.
- Dale: What are we gonna do now?
- Monterey Jack: I got a plan I used while hunting a cockatiel revolutionary in Argentina. Just when he thinks we're leaving we rush back and wrestle...
- Gadget: Don't be silly, Monty. I'll just talk to him.
- Monterey Jack: Bet she's no fun at parties, either.