- Christopher Chance: This is ridiculous. Blog? What do you say we just tie them up and let Guerrero handle the rest of it?
- Winston: You serious? There's some duct tape right there.
- Guerrero: A janitor? Your cover is office temp? I'm a janitor?
- Christopher Chance: You got something against an honest day's work?
- Guerrero: Uh, yeah, actually, I do.
- Guerrero: All I know is I'd rather be tortured by a... well, by me then ever have to go back there again. Suburbs blow.
- Guerrero: I got a meeting with The Plumber.
- Christopher Chance: The plumber?
- Guerrero: Yeah, I don't want to miss him
- Christopher Chance: It's past midnight.
- Guerrero: It's not *a* plumber. *The* Plumber. Forget about it dude, you don't want to know.