Psych (TV Series)
Dual Spires (2010)
James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer
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Quotes
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Maudette Hornsby : Isn't cherry the best?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : The best what?
Maudette Hornsby : Everything, silly. I thought you were psychic.
Shawn Spencer : I am. I'm the psychic. But how did you know that?
Maudette Hornsby : Word travels. You know, we don't get a lot of gossip around here so an untimely death, a psychic and a black man all in one day. Epic.
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Shawn Spencer : [Talking with mouth full] Mmm, Jules, you gotta order a piece of this pie.
Juliet O'Hara : [Incredulous] I did. You guys immediately ate it.
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Shawn Spencer : Do you remember the last e-mail, the one with all those weird hieroglyphics?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : They were numbers and letters, Shawn.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : The Great Northern! I'm not familiar with that publication.
Shawn Spencer : What, You know every small town newspaper in California?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Actually, I do, Shawn.
Shawn Spencer : Ridgecrest?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : The Daily Independent.
Shawn Spencer : Shawnopolis?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That doesn't exist.
Shawn Spencer : Yet. I just need fifty-thousand signatures, and a large plot of land.
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Shawn Spencer : Gus was wondering if you would like to be his date to Betty Boop night at the road house.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : They don't have a Betty Boop night in the road house.
Shawn Spencer : Oh, then they don't have my business anymore, either.
Maudette Hornsby : Sure you can keep up with me? I like to dance *all* night long.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Father Westley. Thank God you were here, literally.
Shawn Spencer : We were about to be wicker men. How did you find us?
Father Westley : I just had faith.
Shawn Spencer : Really?
Father Westley : No, boys. I just got to town, and I saw the fire. I saw the tandem bicycle outside. It all added up.
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Shawn Spencer : Well, look up this town, Dual Spires. How could there be a Cinnamon Festival that we've never heard of?
[Gus looks up Dual Spires on a map]
Shawn Spencer : Zoom in.
[Gus zooms in]
Shawn Spencer : Zoom in again. Keep zooming...
Burton 'Gus' Guster : I am, Shawn! Dude, this town is so small that it's in parenthesis.
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[Shawn and Gus arrive at Doctor Gooden's office where her various specializations are listed - Donna Gooden, M.D., General Practice, Psychiatry, Pediatrics, Optometry, Gastrology, Podiatry, Dermatology, Orthodontics, Forensics, Veterinary Medicine, Esquire]
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Looks like the doctor stays pretty busy.
Shawn Spencer : Guess you're out of luck if you need a massage
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : These books are archaic
Shawn Spencer : And very old
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[first lines]
Shawn Spencer : Dude, do you know they make silent window shades? Some woman in Washington invented them back in the early '90s.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Since when is the sound of opening and closing shades so disruptive that it needs to be alleviated?
Shawn Spencer : Why do you have to hate on other people's crimes of innovation?
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Randy Jackson : Who are you?
Shawn Spencer : A couple of guys with a passion for the truth.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : And cinnamon.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : The Dewey decimal system? I didn't know they still used this.
Shawn Spencer : That's because people don't want to crack war codes when the payoff is Jane Eyre.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Was Randy Jackson with you the night Paula died?
Maudette Hornsby : Why, do you think she was M, U, R, D, E, R, E, D or something?
Shawn Spencer : M, A, Y, B, E.
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Shawn Spencer : Nice shoes.
Maudette Hornsby : [smiling] I know.
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Shawn Spencer : I know who killed Paula Merral.