Workaholics (TV Series)

Piss & S**t (2011)

Brian Huskey: Robbie

Quotes 

• Alice Murphy : Tell me... how does one screw up this badly?

  Robbie : I understand that the results were a little off.

  Alice Murphy : Oh! Every employee has tested positive for the following: Marijuana, MDMA, PCP, HGH, Lipitor, Adderall, DayQuil, NightQuil... why would anyone take both? Nitrous oxide, Benzedrine, Valtrex, Flomax, Cialis, and birth control! Thanks for bringing that up, buddy! I can't have kids. Don't need birth control! I want you get on your hobby cart and ride your ass out of this office before I grab Orlando's vacuum and I shove it up your ass on full suction!

  Robbie : [walks out]  It was great doing business with you.

• Robbie : You have till 5 o'Clock to make with Zip, the Flop, the Drip and the Boo-Hoo

  Adam : Whats the Flop?

  Robbie : The Flop is the penis coming out of the slacks or trousers.

  Blake Henderson : So then what's the Boo-Hoo? Is that like another poop afterwards?