Workaholics (TV Series)
Piss & S**t (2011)
Maribeth Monroe: Alice Murphy
Quotes
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Alice Murphy : Tell me... how does one screw up this badly?
Robbie : I understand that the results were a little off.
Alice Murphy : Oh! Every employee has tested positive for the following: Marijuana, MDMA, PCP, HGH, Lipitor, Adderall, DayQuil, NightQuil... why would anyone take both? Nitrous oxide, Benzedrine, Valtrex, Flomax, Cialis, and birth control! Thanks for bringing that up, buddy! I can't have kids. Don't need birth control! I want you get on your hobby cart and ride your ass out of this office before I grab Orlando's vacuum and I shove it up your ass on full suction!
Robbie : [walks out] It was great doing business with you.