Good Luck Charlie (TV Series)
Kit and Kaboodle (2010)
Bridgit Mendler: Teddy Duncan
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Quotes
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Teddy Duncan : Hey Charlie, check this out. Here's something nobody has ever seen before. Gabe is brushing his hair.
Gabe Duncan : Do you have to videotape everything we do? This isn't a reality show!
Teddy Duncan : Oh, I know it's not reality because he took a shower without being asked!
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Mrs. Estelle Dabney : You need to know that Kaboodle is the most important thing in the world to me.
Teddy Duncan : How's Mr Dabney doing?
Mrs. Estelle Dabney : Like I said, love that Kaboodle.
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Teddy Duncan : Hi, I'm Teddy the housekeeper, see?
Dana : Hi, I'm Dana. This is Kit.
Kit : Why are you wearing a cat?
Teddy Duncan : Er... because in my country, we have a saying: "The house looks its best when a cat's... on your chest".
Dana : W-what country is that?
Teddy Duncan : Canada.
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Teddy Duncan : Well, Charlie, the good news is Kaboodle's fine. Turns out all he needed was a trip to the litterbox. But, erm... the bad news is Gabe's romance with Kit is over.
Gabe Duncan : Well, the good news is I don't have to shower any more.
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Teddy Duncan : You know what I think? I think you like someone.
Gabe Duncan : So what if I do? It's no big deal.
Teddy Duncan : What, are you kidding? Your first crush is a huge deal.
Gabe Duncan : Look, she's a girl, I'm a guy. These things happen every day.
Teddy Duncan : Not to you.
Gabe Duncan : [Giddy] I know! Can you believe it?
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Mrs. Estelle Dabney : I'm going out of town for a couple of days and I was wondering if you'd be kind enough to look after my cat, Kaboodle.
Teddy Duncan : Oh... I don't know. I'm awfully busy.
Mrs. Estelle Dabney : I'll pay you $20 a day.
Teddy Duncan : Oh, my schedule just opened up.
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Mrs. Estelle Dabney : I can trust you, right?
Teddy Duncan : Of course.
Mrs. Estelle Dabney : You do seem to be the least disturbed of all the Duncan kids.
Teddy Duncan : What an almost sweet thing to say.
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Mrs. Estelle Dabney : Virginia brings her cat Stanley over. What a ridiculous name for a cat.
Teddy Duncan : Kaboodle!
Mrs. Estelle Dabney : Stanley!
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Mrs. Estelle Dabney : But so my little Kaboodie won't make a scene, you need to distract him.
Teddy Duncan : [In baby voice to Kaboodle] Should I pretend to be a mouse?
Mrs. Estelle Dabney : Yes.
Teddy Duncan : I was joking.
Mrs. Estelle Dabney : I wasn't.
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Amy Duncan : [Sees Teddy imitating a mouse to Kaboodle] Teddy, honey, did you lose something?
Teddy Duncan : Only my dignity.
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Teddy Duncan : Mrs. Dabney, why are you back here?
Virginia Dabney : Oh, I'm not Estelle. I'm her sister, Virginia.
Teddy Duncan : Wow! You really look like Mrs. Dabney.
Virginia Dabney : Except for my laugh lines. Estelle doesn't have any of those!
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Virginia Dabney : Oh, you look like a nice little boy. Would you like some candy?
Gabe Duncan : Only if you eat one first.
Virginia Dabney : You're as cute as the dickies!
Teddy Duncan : OK, this is dang freaky!
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Teddy Duncan : [about Kaboodle] Do you think he's sick?
Virginia Dabney : You'd better hope not. I'd hate to be in your shoes if something happened to my sister's baby.
Teddy Duncan : What, y... it's not my fault. She'd understand that, right?
Virginia Dabney : [Sarcastically] Oh, yeah. She's very understanding.
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Teddy Duncan : Come on, Kaboodle. Perk up.
Virginia Dabney : This does not look good.
Teddy Duncan : Oh, I know what'll cheer you up! Mr. Mouse, right?
[Imitates mouse]
Virginia Dabney : This does not look good either.
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Teddy Duncan : You know, I didn't know veterinarians made house calls.
Dr. Tish Tushy : Oh, they don't. I'm a therapist.
Teddy Duncan : Uh, a therapist for cats?
Dr. Tish Tushy : And birds. But never at the same time. You only make that mistake once.
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Teddy Duncan : So... w-what's wrong with Kaboodle?
Dr. Tish Tushy : Well, his aura is off, his chakras are out of line... how's his poop?
Teddy Duncan : Fine. How's... yours?
Dr. Tish Tushy : Well, that's a little personal! But since you asked, super good and getting better!
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Teddy Duncan : Maybe we should get back to the cat, Dr. Tushy.
Dr. Tish Tushy : It's Tuh-shy.
Teddy Duncan : Tushy.
Dr. Tish Tushy : Uh-uh. Tuh-shy.
Teddy Duncan : Tushy?
Dr. Tish Tushy : Tuh-shy. Tuh-shy. Tuh-shy.
Teddy Duncan : Do you have a first name?
Dr. Tish Tushy : Tish.
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Dr. Tish Tushy : [Dr. Tushy tells Teddy to heal Kaboodle by touching him and sending him loving thoughts] Do you have a thought?
Teddy Duncan : Ooh, I'm having a few of them!
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Gabe Duncan : I have a probl... what are you doing?
Teddy Duncan : [Carrying Kaboodle on a harness] Readjusting Kaboodle's aura. Duh!
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Teddy Duncan : What's wrong?
Gabe Duncan : The girl I like is here with her mom.
Teddy Duncan : What's wrong with that?
Gabe Duncan : Well, I told her mom and dad were divorced and that I'm an only child. What am I gonna do?
Teddy Duncan : OK, the first thing you're gonna do is calm down. Your negative energy is upsetting the cat.