- Lt. Ana Ruiz: Is he with you? Put Stark on the phone. Now.
- Jack Bailey: I have no idea where Dan is. What's going on?
- Lt. Ana Ruiz: Oh, nothing big. Just fifty thousand dollars is missing from the Narcotics division.
- Jack Bailey: Fifty thousand dollars? Uh, okay. Well, this may sound like a stupid question, but are you sure it's Dan?
- Lt. Ana Ruiz: Well, whoever took the money left an IOU written on a *bar napkin*!
- Jack Bailey: [deadpan] Yeah, that sounds like Dan.
- Dan Stark: Julius Grant! Dallas Police Department! We got the place surrounded! I am on vacation! I got a cooler full of beers in the car! Looking for a little quality snitch-detective time.
- Jack Bailey: What do you say next time Ruiz puts us on vacation, we just head down to Miami.
- Dan Stark: So, you're saying there will be a next time. Nice!