Bea Benaderet: Blanche Morton

Quotes 

• Gracie Allen : Blanche Morton, I'm surprised at you. George is my husband just like Harry is your husband, and you know as well as I do that a husband is the boss.

  Blanche Morton : Yeah.

  Gracie Allen : And whatever our husbands want us to do, we do!

  Blanche Morton : Well, that's the way it's always been, and I guess that's the way it will always be.

  [both women laugh] 

• Gracie Allen : George, what did you say when I asked you about sponsoring a ballet?

  George Burns : Nothing doing.

  Gracie Allen : That's what he said.

  Blanche Morton : You know, Gracie, it's a shame. You should tell George it's a great honor. Everybody who is anybody is interested in the ballet. If not, they're nobody.

  Gracie Allen : George?

  George Burns : Yeah?

  Gracie Allen : Blanche wants to know if you'd rather be somebody who's anybody than everybody who's nobody.

  George Burns : Tell her to stay out of the hot sun.