- Zack Martin: [speaking into sub radio to S.S. Tipton] S.O.S.! S.O.S.!
- London Tipton: [grabbing radio] No! We don't have time for spelling! Besides, we need help, not sauce!
- Woody Fink: Hey! Speak for yourself. This drumstick's getting a little dry.
- Sasha Matryoshka: [as she and Marcus play chess] Ha! You have exposed your bishop!
- Marcus Little: I have? That's so embarrassing.