Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
It's Not That Complicated (2010)
Valerie Bertinelli: Melanie Moretti
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Quotes
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Melanie Moretti : [at the airport] Anders, Joy and Victoria told me everything. But, before you get on that airplane, I really need to tell you how I feel. You are the biggest
[metal detector beeps]
Melanie Moretti : . You
[metal detector beeps]
Melanie Moretti : cheated on me while we were married and then you used me to cheat on your
[metal detector beeps]
Melanie Moretti : fiancee because you don't know what
[wand beeps]
Melanie Moretti : you want. You are a selfish
[wand beeps]
Melanie Moretti : who doesn't think about anybody else but himself, so you know what? You can just go
[wand beeps]
Melanie Moretti : yourself!
Eleanor : Really saw that going another way.
Melanie Moretti : [stumbles walking away] Ooh, puppy-tails!
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[first lines]
Victoria Chase : Mel! Your taxi's here!
Melanie Moretti : Oh, okay, coming.
[stumbles on the stairs]
Melanie Moretti : Oh, puppy-tails!
Victoria Chase : Melanie, please. Language. What, is that what you're wearing on the plane?
Joy Scroggs : Mmm, someone's looking to get bumped to first class.
Melanie Moretti : Why, no. As soon as I get to New York, I have to rush straight to Jenna's play; I'm not going to have time to change.
Joy Scroggs : That's a lot of boobage for your daughter's play.
Elka Ostrovsky : Nice girls keep their cookies in a jar.
Melanie Moretti : Yes, I know, but Jenna set me up with one of her friends' fathers and we're going out to dinner after.
Elka Ostrovsky : Well, in that case, tits ahoy!
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Melanie Moretti : [stumbles on the stairs] Oh, sugar-foot. I always trip on that gosh-darn step.
Victoria Chase : Oh, it's like a Mamet play in here.
