Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)

It's Not That Complicated (2010)

Wendie Malick: Victoria Chase

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Quotes 

• Joy Scroggs : What's happening now?

  Victoria Chase : Oh, she's making some sappy speech, and he's overplaying it like crazy. Like one of those warm moments on 'Glee'.

• [first lines] 

  Victoria Chase : Mel! Your taxi's here!

  Melanie Moretti : Oh, okay, coming.

  [stumbles on the stairs] 

  Melanie Moretti : Oh, puppy-tails!

  Victoria Chase : Melanie, please. Language. What, is that what you're wearing on the plane?

  Joy Scroggs : Mmm, someone's looking to get bumped to first class.

  Melanie Moretti : Why, no. As soon as I get to New York, I have to rush straight to Jenna's play; I'm not going to have time to change.

  Joy Scroggs : That's a lot of boobage for your daughter's play.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Nice girls keep their cookies in a jar.

  Melanie Moretti : Yes, I know, but Jenna set me up with one of her friends' fathers and we're going out to dinner after.

  Elka Ostrovsky : Well, in that case, tits ahoy!

• Joy Scroggs : What's going on here? I thought you went to the dance with Max last night.

  Elka Ostrovsky : I did. But then Nick asked me to dance, and one thing led to another...

  Victoria Chase : You cheated on Max?

  Elka Ostrovsky : Twice! First a waltz, and then a polka!

  Victoria Chase : But that's it? You danced?

  Elka Ostrovsky : A *polka*! The Polish forbidden dance of love!

• Victoria Chase : So. Nick is *not* going to take no for an answer, huh?

  Elka Ostrovsky : No. I've never been in a triangle before. You girls are slutty; what would you do?

  Joy Scroggs : Geometry's more Victoria's specialty; she's been into triangles, squares...

  Victoria Chase : Yeah, I was almost in a hexagon once, but at the last minute the twins dropped out.

• Joy Scroggs : [Melanie has agreed to go out with Anders]  We're screwed.

  Victoria Chase : Screwed, stewed and tattooed. From a Tennessee Williams play. I played Esmeralda in summer stock.

  Joy Scroggs : You know, I didn't think you'd be able to make this about yourself. I underestimated you.

• Melanie Moretti : [stumbles on the stairs]  Oh, sugar-foot. I always trip on that gosh-darn step.

  Victoria Chase : Oh, it's like a Mamet play in here.