- Gustavo 'Gus' Fring: You are done. Fired. Do not show your face at the laundry again. Stay away from Pinkman. Do not go near him. Ever. Are you listening to me?
- Walter White: Or else you'll do what?
- Gustavo 'Gus' Fring: What did you say?
- Walter White: Stay away from Pinkman or else you'll do... what? Kill me? If you could kill me, I'd already be dead. But you can't. You can't kill me. Because Jesse wouldn't cook for you if you did. That's it isn't it? No matter how hard you try to turn him against me - to screw with his head - so that he would hate my guts. And he still won't let you do it.
- Gustavo 'Gus' Fring: For now. But he'll come around. In the meantime, there is the matter of your brother in law. He is a problem you promised to resolve. You have failed. Now it's left to me to deal with him.
- Walter White: No...
- Gustavo 'Gus' Fring: If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter.
- Jesse Pinkman: Let Mr. White go. Pay him off or fire him. Don't kill him.
- Gustavo 'Gus' Fring: You know that won't work.
- Jesse Pinkman: Then you've got a problem.
- Saul Goodman: You tell them that you need a new dust filter for a Hoover MaxExtract Pressure Pro, Model 60.
- [Kuby and Huell barge into Ted's home to shake him down]
- Ted Beneke: [nervously] What's this about?
- Kuby: I'll tell you what this is about, Mr. Beneke. This is about you and me doing our best to keep Huell happy.
- Ted Beneke: Huell? Who's Huell?
- Kuby: [points] This is Huell. Huell, you happy?
- Huell: [dryly] Reasonably.
- Kuby: What would make you unhappy?
- Huell: This li'l mofo not doin' what he's told.
- Kuby: lf you were to become unhappy, Mr. Beneke wouldn't care for that?
- Huell: I'm gonna say no.
- Kuby: [cheerfully] Well, there you have it! Let's go find your checkbook.
- Skyler White: Well, Ted, the whole reason we're in this mess is that you had me cooking your books, so when did 'wrong' suddenly become a problem for you?"
- Walter White: So how you feeling, Hank?
- Hank Schrader: It feels like one of those cones they put on dogs so they don't lick their own balls.
- Walter White: I need you to call the DEA. And you need to tell them that Gus has a hit out on Hank. You have to do it for me.
- Saul Goodman: Buddy, I gotta go on living here! I'm way too comfortable in my...
- Walter White: [overlapping] Just call anonymously...
- Saul Goodman: [angrily] YOU call anonymously!
- Walter White: I can't! I can't! I'm practically in the DEA family! I mean, I go to their Christmas parties for Christsake! They know me, they'll know my voice, they'll know me. Please you gotta do it for me, please, I'm begging you. My brother in law doesn't deserve to die because of this.